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I’m Comic Sans….

Saw this on Dooce and couldn’t resist! I love it when the first thing i read is something hilarious like this.  *warning for those of you with virgin eyes.. Cursing lies ahead*

 

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Monologue: I’m Comic Sans, Asshole..

via McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Monologue: I’m Comic Sans, Asshole..

 

Love as thou wilt

Liz

Thoughts about my husband.

sexy geeky.

 

Ladies and Gentlemen,

My husband is my rock.  He gives me insane amounts of strength in times that I don’t know if i can make it.  He slices through the layers of my anxiety and depression and makes me realize my disease cannot own me.  He helps to kill my panic by making me laugh, and brings me out of my melancholy with a word or a glance.

My husband KNOWS me.  He knows what I’m going to say.   He can figure out what I am thinking almost before I think it.  The man even knew what hairstyle I was going to pick for my Pandaran toon on World of Warcraft.  He pays attention.

My husband puts up with me.  In all my crazy and mental crap, he loves me even if he thinks I am a raving lunatic.

My husband shares my geek.  I look forward to our debates about superheroes and our discussions about the latest insanely gory movie we just saw.

Today is my husband’s birthday, and i just wanted to make sure he realized how much I adore him.

 

 

 

 

I love you cuppycake

Liz

My Mea Culpa to Jeffrey Donovan

Ok…  I admit it.

In  http://swinglizrd.wordpress.com/2011/07/28/on-the-reasons-i-love-burn-notice/  I expressed disappointment in Mr. Donovan’s acting ability.  Well folks, HE DUN GOT ME GOOD!

This season has been incredible and he has impressed me episode after episode.  After the last two episodes *I wont spoil it for the kiddos that havent seen it* I have been left in tears.

Burn Notice is one of THE best shows on television right now!

love as thou wilt,

Liz

Study of Zombie Gnomes

When my husband and i bought the house we are currently living in, the people that moved out left these amazing garden gnomes in the yard.  I am in love with these things.  They were always kinda ratty, but they have recently gotten incredibly, gorgeously ratty.  

This guy has got to be the leader.  He just seems like an alpha kinda guy.  With his ax and jaunty little smile, he knows he’s in charge. *oh yeah.. in charge of ripping your limbs off*

Here is my wise one.  He’s got his pipe ready to be lit, and all he wants is to stay in his little cabin and read by the fire.  *all the while thinking of eating your brains*

This one?  He’s the derpy cousin.  He got his arm ripped off along with its shiny lantern in a freak mining accident and has never been the same.  *he’ll just shamble along after the others hoping for some scraps of your intestines*

What do you guys think?  I’m thinking i wont be able to sleep… Cuz the zombie Gnomes will eat me.

Love as thou wilt,

Liz

haven’t even finished the damn book yet!

YAY!  Got my copy of The Bloggess’ book “Lets pretend this never happened”.  Lets just say i had to put it down because my face started getting sore.

I have not laughed this hard whilst reading a book. EVER.

Folks, when i say this book has everything…. i do mean everything.  Jenny manages to touch on everything from dead squirrel puppets to why Neil Patrick Harris would be the best serial killer of all time. 

And ya’ll… i’m not even halfway through the damn thing.

I’ll write a real post on it when i finish… which looks to be pretty quickly since i’m having a hard time not reading it!

Love as thou wilt,

Liz