Study of Zombie Gnomes

When my husband and i bought the house we are currently living in, the people that moved out left these amazing garden gnomes in the yard.  I am in love with these things.  They were always kinda ratty, but they have recently gotten incredibly, gorgeously ratty.  

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This guy has got to be the leader.  He just seems like an alpha kinda guy.  With his ax and jaunty little smile, he knows he’s in charge. *oh yeah.. in charge of ripping your limbs off*

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Here is my wise one.  He’s got his pipe ready to be lit, and all he wants is to stay in his little cabin and read by the fire.  *all the while thinking of eating your brains*

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This one?  He’s the derpy cousin.  He got his arm ripped off along with its shiny lantern in a freak mining accident and has never been the same.  *he’ll just shamble along after the others hoping for some scraps of your intestines*

What do you guys think?  I’m thinking i wont be able to sleep… Cuz the zombie Gnomes will eat me.

Love as thou wilt,

Liz

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2 Responses to “Study of Zombie Gnomes”

  1. I keep going back to the one with the pipe and think that he would be much more dapper than just to eat your brains. He’s got a pipe for frak sakes. I think he’d kill you… “maybe” make your body into a meatpie of some kind… but he would save the brains to stuff his pipe and smoke your brains.

    That’s what I think anyway. 🙂

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